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Updated Charlie Brown "Peanuts" TV Specials
A few years ago Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang made a new friend who developed Leukemia in an animated special entitled, "Why Me, Charlie Brown?" Later on, MetLife put out a series of instructional pamphlets which feature the gang dealing with contemporary issues. Here are some other suggestions for "Peanuts" TV specials that cover current lifestyles.
 
We learn about VD in:
"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"
 
Charlie and the little red-headed girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
"I'M STARTING TO SHOW, CHARLIE BROWN!"
 
Is Linus gay?
"ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"
 
Charlie moves back to his house in East L.A in:
"OYE! VATO! QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?"
 
See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in:
"NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!"
 
Discover a father's forbidden love in:
"IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET, CHARLIE BROWN"
 
Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:
"IMA BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN"
 
What goes on the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in:
"GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN"
 
Schroder teaches the Peanuts gang about getting high in:
"ROLL US A FAT ONE, CHARLIE BROWN!"
 
Charlie Brown gets his first job in:
"WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, CHARLIE BROWN?"
 
Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing social security checks and stripping cars in:
"GO BLAME SOCIETY, CHARLIE BROWN"
 
Peppermint Patty 'goes to town' on Marcie in:
"WHO NEEDS MEN, CHARLIE BROWN?"
 
Charlie gets an AOL account and stays up all night long in:
"WELCOME! YOU HAVE MAIL, CHARLIE BROWN"
 
Charlie has to neuter Snoopy after the dog impregnates too many neighborhood mutts in:
"QUICK, GET THE HOSE, CHARLIE BROWN"
 
Charlie learns about the horrors of doing Meth in:
"SLEEP WHEN YOU DIE. NOW TRY THESE PILLS, CHARLIE BROWN"

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