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Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge<br> <br> <b>3.</b> Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding<br> <br> <b>4.</b> Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead<br> <br> <b>5.</b> Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the Difference!<br> <br> <b>6.</b> If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss<br> <br> <b>7.</b> If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II<br> <br> <b>8.</b> Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!<br> <br> <b>9.</b> Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In<br> <br> <b>10.</b> Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In<br> <br> <b>11.</b> Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink<br> <br> <b>12.</b> Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!<br> <br> <b>13.</b> Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!<br> <br> <b>14. </b>Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to Goodwill<br> <br> <b>15.</b> Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts<br> <br> <b>16.</b> No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware<br> <br> <b>17.</b> Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!<br> <br> <b>18.</b> Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means<br> <br> <b>19.</b> Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut<br> <br> <b>20.</b> Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall under the "Action/Adventure" Category<br> <br> <b>21.</b> Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote<br> <br> <b>22.</b> "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh<br> <br> <b>23.</b> Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet<br> <br> <b>24.</b> Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed<br> <br> <b>25.</b> "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!<br> <br> <b>26. </b>The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty<br> <br> <b>27.</b> Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them<br> <br> <b>28. </b>Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime<br> <br> <b>29.</b> Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix Anything</font> </dl> </div> </td> </tr> <tr height="40"> <td align="center" valign="middle" height="40"> <div align="center"> <b><font size="3"><a href="http://www.kaos2000.net/backpages/2.html">MORE JOKES</a></font></b></div> </td> </tr> <tr height="50"> <td valign=middle height="50"><i><font size="1"> <hr>All rights reserved © KAOS2000™. 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