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Because You Are My Friend...
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared, I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

And when you are lost, I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

When you are sick, I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask?

Because you're my friend.

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