- Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
- (Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who themselves will need watering if their IQ drops any lower...)
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- Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
- (Depends on how much beer you've consumed...)
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- Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
- (Another intellectual giant...)
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- It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)
- (I'm not touching this one...)
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- Which direction should I drive - Perth to Darwin or Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
- (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in Sydney)
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- I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
- (Sure, it's only 4,000 km, so you'll need to have started about a year and a half ago to get there in time for this October...)
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- Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
- (And accomplish what?)
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- Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
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- Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
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- Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
- (Why bother? Use your fingers like everyone else...)
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- Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
- (No. Everybody stinks)
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- Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
- (Yes, but only in sporting supply stores, peoples' garages, and the national parks...)
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- Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
- (This HAS to be a blonde...)
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- Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
- (Yes. Gay night-clubs)
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- Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
- (Yes. At Christmas)
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- Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
- (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious)
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- Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
- (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when you get here mate!)
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- Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?(USA)
- (What's this guy smoking, and where can I get some?)
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- Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round?(Germany)
- (Probably another blonde?)
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- Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
- (No rattlesnakes in Australia, sport!)
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- Which direction is north in Australia? (USA)
- (Face north and you should be about right)
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- Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
- (Americans have considerable trouble distinguishing between Austria and Australia)
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- Are there places in Australia where you can make love outdoors? (Italy)
- (Yes. Outdoors)
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- I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
- (You should keep quiet about that)
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