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The Penis Requests More Money
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
 
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I work head first
I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
 
Response from the administration:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
 
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
You don't wait till pension age before retiring
You don't like working double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
 
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

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