- I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
Well, this date was a total waste of makeup.
For you, personal growth is obviously an erection.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
This isn't an office -- It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Of course I am interested in your crybaby whiny-assed opinion.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name the streets after them.
Do I look like a fucking people person?
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
With home shopping, pizza delivery and a vibrator, why would I ever want to leave the house?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Not all men are annoying... Some are in prison.
Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
It's not the size, it's... Actually, it is the size!
A woman's favorite position is CEO.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Can I trade this job for what's behind bathroom door 1?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Okay, okay, I take it back! Unscrew you!
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
Nice perfume... But must you marinate in it?
And which dwarf are you?
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
Obviously, you're meandering to a different drummer.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Chaos, panic and disorder... My work here is done