- Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic review.....
- Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
- Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
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- RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
- G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
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- RS: "Ow July den?"
- G: "What??"
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- RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
- G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
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- RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
- G: "Crisp will be fine."
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- RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
- G: "What?"
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- RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
- G: "I don't think so"
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- RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
- G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
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- RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
- G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,an English muffin will be fine."
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- RS: "We bother?"
- G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
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- RS: "Wad?"
- G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
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- RS: "Copy?"
- G: "Sorry?"
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- RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
- G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
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- RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
- G: "Whatever you say"
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- RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
- G: "You're welcome"
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