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Hierchy Of U.S. Newspapers
You may be wondering about the hierarchy of newspapers in the U.S.
Who reads what? As near as we can figure it, these are the facts!

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The New York Times is read by the people who think they run the country.

3. The Washington Post is read by the people who think they ought to run the country.

4. USA Today is read by the people who think they ought to run the country but don't understand the Washington Post.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by the people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time.

6. The Boston Globe is read by the people whose parents used to run the country.

7. The New York Daily News is read by the people who aren't too sure who's running the country.

8. The New York Post is read by the people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something scandalous.

9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by the people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it.

10. The Miami Herald is read by the people who are running another country.

11. The Argus Leader is read by people who don't know they have options.

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