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Things To Never Say To A Woman During A Fight
1. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"

2. "No really...I was laughing about a joke I heard onetime."

3. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off."

4. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread."

5. "Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?

6. "Are you gonna cry? (force lip to quiver mockingly) Cry for your mommy?"

7. "You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?'

8. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."

9. "That reminds me. Next time you go to the store could you add 'giant f***ing cork' to the shopping list?'

10. "Whoa, time out honey. Friends is on."

11. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning."

12. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"

13. "Hey baby - if I want a lecture on commitment, I can get one from my real wife."

14. "I could so use a blow job right now."

15. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded."

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