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January 2000

The Best Congress Money Can Buy

Based on records prior to the summer break:
29 members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse,

7 have been arrested for fraud,

19 have been accused of writing bad checks,

117 have bankrupted at least two businesses,

3 have been arrested for assault,

71 have credit reports so bad they can't qualify for a credit card,

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges,

8 have been arrested for shoplifting,

21 are current defendants in lawsuits,
and in 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving, but released after they claimed Congressional immunity.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason!

Philip Anderson is a musician, in addition to being a writer/photographer. He has performed as a guitarist/vocalist, as well as songwriter, in several bands over the past 20 years. As a writer and photographer, he has been published by several magazines and in several books, and had his works appear on television.

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